First Chores Pillows

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Yardless: Please help

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Baby's first two-step.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

One!

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'