Daily Chores Pillows

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Yardless: Please help

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Toothbrush Romance

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.