Home Chores Pillows

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I just had another Elvis sighting! When are you going to clean out the refrigerator?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

'Help!'

The Emperor's New Clothesline.

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Woodpecker

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

"What setting do I use for this?"

Oh no! Socks again?!

"We need a new clothes press."

Choosing washing up liquid - "You choose, it's your department."

I insisted the stupid vacuum cleaner Fred bought for my birthday come with a special labor-saving attachment...him!

'He was ironing his shirt when the phone rang.'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

"Next up is a hilarious spinoff of the wash cycle."

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks. George changed the toilet roll yesterday!"

The Origin of Laundry Day

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"So. . . you're back!"

"Thanks for washing the duvet cover. Have you seen the cat?"

Hang the PJ's

'That's right across the screen - how inconsiderate can you get?'

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

'Why do I have to do it?!'

'I'll have to get you something for those rough hands-a differant washing up liquid perhaps'.

Don't you think you're taking this equality thing a little to far, Janet?

'How was I supposed to know that men aren't machine washable?'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Brian, I've seen where all the missing socks have been going!"