First Child Visit To Play Center Pillows

Ball pit

"Just be yourself."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

A Tit for Tat.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I tested very high in playing."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Roly-polies!'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

'He works as a guard dog at the nursery.'

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

A man confronts his lost youth.

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

Claw Machine

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity