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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

First aid departments

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

First Aid Box

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Medical Supplies

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

"My God, now what?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"I've got a pulse!"

"Will he be okay?"

Why dogs hate CPR.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

First aid and sculpture

"The Catlich Maneuver"