First Aid Training Gifts

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

First aid departments

Dog being carried off by ducks.

First Aid Box

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Medical Supplies

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"My God, now what?"

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"I've got a pulse!"

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"Will he be okay?"

Musical Accidents

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

First aid and sculpture

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"