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"Only then, did all the king's horses and all the king's men regret not taking a first aid course of some kind."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"How's everything?"

'Lower.No,lower. A way lower. - Under the arms.Under the arms! Around his chest! OK listen...- Do you want to learn the Heimlich manoeuvre or not?!!!'

Man mends broken FIRST AID sign with a bandage.

'Blow!'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

The first Heimlich Manoeuvre.

"As you can see, I'm a fully qualified sheep dog with first aid and fire warden certificates. I'll take good care of you..."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Sand danger

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

First aid departments

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

First Aid Box

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Medical Supplies

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"My God, now what?"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."