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Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

US National holiday

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Sparkler

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Love your ambiance!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Sparklers

Recycled Flake

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Happy New Year!'