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Have a CRAPPY New Year!

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Love your ambiance!"

Sparkler

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Sparklers

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Recycled Flake

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

'Don't forget your thermos.'