Fireworks Fan T-Shirts

July 5...payback.

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"It's the apocalypse!"

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Planning a night to remember? Looks like it's going to go with a bang!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"The 4th of July to me is patriotism hamburgers, beers, fireworks and indigestion the next day."

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Recycled Flake

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Christmas reunions!