Fireplace Decorating Gifts

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Home depot."

Good News about winter

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Happy Turkey Day!

Filming Christmas

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Gesundheit!"

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Christmas tree exchange

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

The new fall content.

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house