Fire Risk Assessor Mugs

"This is me with the company who maintain ou heating systems and here I am on site with our fire risk assessors...."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Phoenix

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

First Aid Box

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'