Fire Risk Assessor Pillows

"This is me with the company who maintain ou heating systems and here I am on site with our fire risk assessors...."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

Phoenix

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Caution signs.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Safety Barriers

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

First Aid Box

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Cathedral Made Safe.

Forest Management

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires