Fire Recovery Gifts

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Love your ambiance!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Fire Assembly Point

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Marshmallow Roast

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot