Fire Of Love Seeker Pillows

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Sauvignon Bonk

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Baker Romance

Happy Days Are Here Again

Thank you bubbles

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .