Fire Of Love Seeker Mugs

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Sitting in a tree

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Happy Days Are Here Again

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Thank you bubbles

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'