Fire Juggler Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Children's Parties

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

The boss and her baby

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Tom Mullica.

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

'She is being impossible again.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Studying Fire Behavior

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

History Of Fire

"I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks...!"

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

The Pied Piper

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.