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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

The boss and her baby

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'She is being impossible again.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

The Pied Piper

History Of Fire

'Of course you can play with fire Dear...'

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'