Fire Juggler Gifts

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Puppetry for the damned

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Overworked

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

The Communicator

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Spanx Tells Me No

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Tom Mullica.

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Woman holding two phones together.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Mountain climber error.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Yes, I can multi-task.

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Multitasking.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"Gotta go."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Attack!'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."