Fire Juggler Gifts

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Puppetry for the damned

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Overworked

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

The Communicator

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Woman holding two phones together.

Mountain climber error.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"Gotta go."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

Multitasking.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Attack!'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"Actually, Mother, this is a bad time ..."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'Don't move.'

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'