Flame Juggler Gifts

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Bed Spread"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Spanx Tells Me No

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Tom Mullica.

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Mountain climber error.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

It went out. The program must have crashed.

'Attack!'

Motorbike

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

'It was George's first time on top of the bill.'

The Battle Between Television and Books

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'