Flame Juggler Mugs

Welcome Cynthia and her flaming performing dogs!

The morning ritual for Dan Dare, Stuntman.

"Bed Spread"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

Mountain climber error.

'Attack!'

"I can't hear you but the banana can."

Motorbike

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

The Battle Between Television and Books

Musicians.

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'