Fire Conjurer Gifts

Artist

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Human Recources Management

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Be careful — these plates are hot."

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"She works best in hex mode."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

God's Kitchen

"I have to know how it's done."

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

Quwaket

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Coffee Coven

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Alien Magician

Math Department Janitor

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Profession : Cartoonist

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Sawing the PC in half.

Kekule was predestined

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'