Fire Inspector T-Shirts

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

"Sorry to hear about our warehouse fire? Quiet! It doesn't happen until tomorrow!"

"Do you guys have an emergency evacuation plan?"

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Fire door.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"I'm going in."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"