Finishing A Book Gifts

Trilby - Finis

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Isabel Allende

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Pesky students.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Marcel Proust

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

New from Low-Key Press.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

High Five

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Subway Thrillers

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

You need a new reading light

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Thank you for your submission. If we're interested, we'll be in touch.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Woman looking at display sign in bookshop that reads 'Just Published. Dealing with the Guilt of Not Reading Gift Books.'

"Now this is what I call a true work of genius. . . And I haven't even read it yet."

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"