Finishing A Book Mugs

Trilby - Finis

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Isabel Allende

Pesky students.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

New from Low-Key Press.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

High Five

Subway Thrillers

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

You need a new reading light

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Woman looking at display sign in bookshop that reads 'Just Published. Dealing with the Guilt of Not Reading Gift Books.'

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'