Finishing A Reading Challenge Mugs

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Trilby - Finis

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Time to try something new.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Covid Juggling

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Because it's there!

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Time to pick a reading partner and get to reading!

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

Whack-a-nail.

"My emotions ran wild."

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"