Reading Champ Mugs

Man reading while being surrounded by TV's

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Inclusive speech

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Examinations.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

Time to pick a reading partner and get to reading!

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

Public Library. Check out books here. Sorry, Mr. Jones -- No Agatha Christie until you've finished Herman Melville.

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

"Once again, the answer is no."

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"Anyway, Her Royal Highness here insists I'm sarcastic."

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'