Finishing A Novel Mugs

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Gen-Next Library

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Iris Murdoch

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Treasure Island Book.

Moby Dick

Writers without borders.