Finishing A Novel Mugs

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Gen-Next Library

John Bunyan

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Iris Murdoch

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Treasure Island Book.

Moby Dick

Günter Grass

Writers without borders.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"