Fingerpicking Gifts

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Finger puppets in church.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Fingers

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

Digital imaging.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

CSI Elementary School. They matched the prints on the ball that broke the window to my finger painting.

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

Calculator: Counting by fingers.

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

Slob Ross: The joy of finger painting.

"I'm smart because I have so many fingers!"

"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"

"These 'public' restrooms are unnecessarily difficult to break into."

Hands-on-clinic: MDs specializing in each finger.

"Personally, I think minimalism in finger painting is a corruption of the medium."

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'