Fingerpicking Fan Gifts

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Bright idea

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Fingers

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Intimacy.

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

Effective communications

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Problem Solving at the Urinal

Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.

The Thumbkin Myth is Born