Finger Food Lover Pillows

"Great session, Doc."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"This is our soft opening."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'