Finger Food Lover Mugs

"Great session, Doc."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"This is our soft opening."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

End of Year Figs.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"George often brings his work home with him."