Fine China Enthusiast Gifts

'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Wordplay: Export.

Moon: Made in China

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Doulton Canada Geese

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Yes, Andre. We'll take the Matisse beside us, the Monet and Degas at table three and the most expensive item on tonight's menu."

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.