Collecting Fine China Gifts

'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"You're on a what?!"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Posh Easter Egg

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Doulton Canada Geese

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"Darn paparazzi."

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Common Dodo!

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

'Oh, ignore them darling, that's just my communist China.'

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.