China Collecting Gifts

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Robert Fripp

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'