Finding True Love Mugs

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"But Goldilocks' third husband was just right."

Jenga!!!

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

"You had me at hell."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

true love.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Tasty.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Ultimately love would find her...

'Young Love'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Do it!

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Single men in Tahiti

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'We met online.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!"