Finding True Love Gifts

'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"But Goldilocks' third husband was just right."

Jenga!!!

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

'Yes she's happy, but we were hoping she'd find a hunter.'

'I tell ya, Bill, I am so fortunate! All I ever wanted was an old-fashioned girl and BAM there was Ruth sitting next to me on a park bench.'

"You had me at hell."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

true love.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

'Young Love'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Do it!

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

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We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.