Finding New Love Mugs

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"These tomatoes...they are beautiful, are they not?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Mr. Right!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Relationship Warning Lights

I only have eyes for you

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Love linked

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"She's just being Koi."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"