Finding Love Again Gifts

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Single men in Tahiti

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Jenga!!!

Cupid

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"You had me at hell."

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'We met online.'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.