Finding Family Roots Pillows

Family DNA

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Man at desk researching through papers.

"And this is the wedding ring worn by my grandmother."

"Alright everyone, let's get serious."

"Growing old ain't for sissies, but at least I got to do all my lame-brained, half-witted stuff before the internet!"

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

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"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."