Financially Fearless Pillows

"You credit card has been declined. You must be really embarrassed

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

Investor's Nightmare.

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'