Financially Fearless Mugs

"You credit card has been declined. You must be really embarrassed

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

Investor's Nightmare.

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.