Financial Savvy Seeker Mugs

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

How to bare up in a bare market.

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

'Honestly, Boss, I only asked it how to make ends meet on the salary you pay me. . .'

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The first step toward wisdom is accepting that no one knows exactly when to 'buy low' and 'sell high'.'

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

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