Financially Conscious Patient Pillows

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Sam's Nation Building

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"That's the parents' section."

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."