Financial Stories Gifts

'Money isn't everything, Bruce. But just out of idle curiosity - how much is in the sack?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Silence of the Chickens...

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'The recession is over, again.'

Moby Dick

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Giant merger.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"