Financial Rockers Gifts

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Business is a game.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

City & Western.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

Meat Loaf

"I hear we went platinum."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Run for your lives! It's one of those sovereign wealth funds."

Ed becomes fully vested in his company's retirement plan.

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

'Would you prefer your paycheck be sent directly to you oil dealer, your mortgage holder or health insurance provider?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Today the market corrected itself AND Leonard.'

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.