Financial Rockers Gifts

"This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'...and a one, and a two..."

"This next one's another oldie."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Business is a game.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Let's rock!'

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

City & Western.

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

Meat Loaf

"I hear we went platinum."

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Run for your lives! It's one of those sovereign wealth funds."

Ed becomes fully vested in his company's retirement plan.

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

Marilyn Manson

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

'Would you prefer your paycheck be sent directly to you oil dealer, your mortgage holder or health insurance provider?'

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.