Financial Reality Checker Gifts

"Why you may identify as a guy who pays his bills. your credit score identifies you as something else."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

The Expert

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

Conspiracy theories

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'Don't give up the day job...'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'