Financial Reality Checker Prints

"Why you may identify as a guy who pays his bills. your credit score identifies you as something else."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Conspiracy theories

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

You Can't Argue With The Facts!