Financial News Followers Gifts

'Markets fell on news that the Chinese said we had till Tuesday to pay everything back.'

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Shares Nosedive

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

The euro as a monster

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Wall Street Down

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

Financial crisis and layoffs

'Greenspan said today the alert status for possible interest rate changes has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"Your Board has decided to downsize its commitment to honesty and integrity by around 35% of the fiscal year."

'I know you purchased the stock at fifty and now it's ten, and they filed for bankruptcy, but let's not read too much into that.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

The Great Hunter

Days without bailing anyone out.

"Temp, tempo!"

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

Good day at the office?