Financial News Followers Prints

'Markets fell on news that the Chinese said we had till Tuesday to pay everything back.'

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Shares Nosedive

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

"Today, stocks dropped on news the new federal reserve chief, Janet Yellen, is a 'rookie'."

Wall Street Down

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"Your Board has decided to downsize its commitment to honesty and integrity by around 35% of the fiscal year."

Financial crisis and layoffs

'Greenspan said today the alert status for possible interest rate changes has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'I know you purchased the stock at fifty and now it's ten, and they filed for bankruptcy, but let's not read too much into that.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

"Temp, tempo!"

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

The Great Hunter