Financial Journalist Pillows

"Which way up do you want it?"

Mario Draghi

'We need more expert analysis than 'the stock market was down, because it wasn't up.''

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'Fiscal Cliff doom & gloom!'

World Financial Mafia

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'Resources dug deep, Hedge funds were trimmed and Chinese stocks were hungry for more in an otherwise slow day for Metaphors'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

British savings accounts

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

Lynching on social media

Occu-Pie Mars

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."