Financial Improvisers T-Shirts

'I bit the cheque so it won't go through!'

Jazz is Invented

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"We've isolated your disease, Mrs. Grosenik. We can proceed as soon as we isolate your checkbook."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Piano desk.

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

Inflate a job!

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Zoom Backdrop

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

What am I doing? Oh just a little TBC. You know, Taking Care of Bailout.

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

"I know the organ is broken, but I was kind of hoping you knew how to play the guitar."

"Your father spent the Christmas tree money on a w***e from Cincinnati. We'll have to use the air freshener this year."

"We're out of towels."

'Your account is overdue so the doctor is sending you to a specialist...our collection agency.'

'Don't mind me. They're having problems finding me desk space on level 4.'

"I really like to push the envelope. I've even been known to do quintuple-entry bookkeeping!"

'Yeah. I had to use the leaf blower.'

"Happy New Quarter."

Corona Cupboard: Day 20